Bathroom Banter Lover Gifts

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

Does the three second rule apply to food dropped on the floor of a public washroom?

"The first few weeks of my diet were spent just trying to find my feet."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Dog Restroom

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Knight using the men's bathroom.