Bathroom Banter Specialist Gifts

'I'd give it five minutes.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'