Bathroom Adventurer Gifts

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'Well, Mom...today I learned what WON'T flush!'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"We slipped in the tub."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

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'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'Don't hurt it.'

Remote control bridge in bath.