Bathtub Adventurer Gifts

Boat in the Bath

Fish hunting for men.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Baby Hairstyles.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"That's the deep end."

'No surf?'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"That's my boy!"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Cruise.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Get a rockpool!