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Boat in the Bath

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Baby Hairstyles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"That's my boy!"

'No surf?'

Cruise.

"That's the deep end."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Boat Launch'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"