Bath-time Adventurers T-Shirts

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

How to recover from a bad day