Bath Tub Adventurer T-Shirts

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Musician

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'