Mobile Bath Adventurer Gifts

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'How's the water skiing?'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"That's the deep end."

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

The static electric eel is very rare.

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"We slipped in the tub."

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Bathing suit.

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

Underwater wedding!

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

Remote control bridge in bath.

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Range Anxiety

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

'I can't believe I've already forgotten how to swim.'

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

A bride and groom riding a giant fish

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?