Bathroom Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

'Mom!!'

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

"I need to tinkle."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"I hate my job!"

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Caveman bathroom

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'