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Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

CS558741

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Phone on TV ringing.

People in the shower

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'