Luxury Bathroom Enthusiast Gifts

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

"What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?"

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

Bubble & Squeak.

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

'Mom!!'

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

New Power Shower!

'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Salvador Dali in the morning.

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

God's bathroom.