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"We could really use a bidet."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Junior's Towel

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

Which one of these things is the soap?

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Men/Women/Santa.

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

Tub-Lifts That The Veteran's Administration Rejected.

People in the shower

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'