Bathroom Design Admirer Gifts

Junior's Towel

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Batman tissue dispenser.

"The blow drier is broken."

WC problem.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Twenty Blades Razor

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Painting and decorating

"You need a hobby."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Prehistoric Graffito

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

A man has wind turbines in his bath