Bathroom Renovation Enthusiast Gifts

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

'I found the termites!'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

The Tragedy of Prosperity

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

WC problem.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'This guy's FAST!'

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."