Bathroom Renovation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

'I found the termites!'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

The Tragedy of Prosperity

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Duck in a bathtub

WC problem.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'This guy's FAST!'

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"