Bathroom Remodel Enthusiast T-Shirts

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'I found the termites!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

The Tragedy of Prosperity

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'This guy's FAST!'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Junior's Towel

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'It was recently remodelled to fit a really big-screen TV!'

Which one of these things is the soap?

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"