Bathroom Remodeling Gifts

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Duck in a bathtub

WC problem.

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

The trouble with memory foam beds.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

Billy's clean room.

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'