Bathroom Redecorator Gifts

"The family insisted that at my age, I should install a bar in the shower."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"The blow drier is broken."

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Duck in a bathtub

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

WC problem.

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Twenty Blades Razor

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Football addict

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Kid's at Bath Time.

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Junior's Towel

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

How men shop for towels.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Dun Decking