Bathroom Redecorator Mugs

"The family insisted that at my age, I should install a bar in the shower."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

Duck in a bathtub

Twenty Blades Razor

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

WC problem.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Football addict

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

Junior's Towel

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Kid's at Bath Time.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

How men shop for towels.

Dun Decking

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'