Renovating A Bathroom Mugs

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

Piano Sink

Staff pick

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Too bright."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Non-Drip ?

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Couch and Potato

Man and woman buying furniture.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Painting

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."