Bathroom Upgrade Gifts

New Power Shower!

"This stool shall pass."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Duck in a bathtub

WC problem.

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Memory Foam Mattress.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Rep-Tiles.

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

Bug Bungy Jumping.

F&E Shower and Tub Installers. You made a mistake installing my tub! What's your policy? We regrout the error.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)