Bathroom Upgrade Gifts

New Power Shower!

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

WC problem.

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Duck in a bathtub

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Memory Foam Mattress.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Bug Bungy Jumping.

Rep-Tiles.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.