Bathroom Fixer-upper Gifts

'Yeah, looks like you've got soem non-standard plumbing here'

'Release the Kraken!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

The Upholstery Consultant

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

Duck in a bathtub

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"There's nothing wrong with your marriage that an extra bathroom and walk-in closet can't solve."

Well paid job

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"