Tech Fixer-upper Gifts

"You got hacked alright. That's what happens when you Google Street View a bad neighborhood."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

The Upholstery Consultant

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'This closet needs digitized.'

"There's nothing wrong with your marriage that an extra bathroom and walk-in closet can't solve."

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

Well paid job

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."