Novelty Bathroom Enthusiast Gifts

Ski Toilets

"I need to tinkle."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"I hate my job!"

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

WC problem.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

Man in Bath

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Caveman bathroom

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

St Bernard Toilet Holder