Restroom Aficionados Gifts

"Now that's impressive."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

Gents

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

New Power Shower!

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

His and Hers

Attempted First Degree Edgar

Men on modernised moon

Staff pick

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

Washing Face

'Ralph! You're spending WAY too much time in the rest room.'