Restroom Admirer Gifts

Gents

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"This place could use a moat!"

Drinking Companions

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

FISH ESCAPE.

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

Fish in Water Cooler.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

"You are literally my entire world."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

Junior's Towel

'Simon, not now, we haven't even gone on our fishing trip yet!'

'Ok, you have the bowl and I'll take the water!'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'

"I've lost space but now I'm closer to the center."