Restroom Reviewer Gifts

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"This stool shall pass."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Gents

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Men on modernised moon

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Key in PIN No.

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Hell's Restrooms.

"Look, lady, I'm just tryin to do my job...so lift your feet!"

Hand Drier

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

What really goes on in the bathroom.

Drying your hands on trousers.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Yin Yang bathrooms.

Chinese dragon in the men's room

"We're americans, so the room's great, the cockroaches just up and went!"

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Parade of Boats 2:30