Restroom Critics Gifts

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Bird Bathrooms

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Gents

Dog Urinals.

Key in PIN No.

Hell's Restrooms.

Men on modernised moon

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

'Initial excavations suggest an ancient civilisation that was male-dominated.'

"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."

Drying your hands on trousers.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Hand Drier

Yin Yang bathrooms.

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

Who's been using our toilet roll?

'No, you may not have a clean towel! Fifty other people have used that one, and you're the first to complain.'

"Now that's impressive."

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"