Public Bathroom Critic Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for the public bathroom critic? Our collection blends humor and creativity, perfect for those who enjoy making light of restroom experiences. Whether it’s a gift for yourself or a friend who never misses a chance to critique a public restroom, our fun and witty products add a dash of amusement to their day.

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"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!" mockup

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

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Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

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"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!" mockup

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

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'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .' mockup

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

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School of Comparative Anatomy

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"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days." mockup

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

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'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.' mockup

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

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'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.' mockup

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

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Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners. mockup

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

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'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!' mockup

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

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Ban Low Flow Toilets.

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Gents

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Dog Urinals.

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'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.' mockup

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

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Push button for loud noise...

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Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins". mockup

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

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Your work station is a disgrace! It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned for a month. Don't blame me, I've only been here a week.

Your work station is a disgrace! It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned for a month. Don't blame me, I've only been here a week. mockup

Your work station is a disgrace! It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned for a month. Don't blame me, I've only been here a week.

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'Initial excavations suggest an ancient civilisation that was male-dominated.'

'Initial excavations suggest an ancient civilisation that was male-dominated.' mockup

'Initial excavations suggest an ancient civilisation that was male-dominated.'

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These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff. mockup

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

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"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."

"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying." mockup

"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."

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Drying your hands on trousers.

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Hand Drier

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"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..." mockup

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

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"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!" mockup

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

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Out of the shower

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"Everything alright in there?"

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'This one seems stuck, or the lock is broken.'

'This one seems stuck, or the lock is broken.' mockup

'This one seems stuck, or the lock is broken.'

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'No, you may not have a clean towel! Fifty other people have used that one, and you're the first to complain.'

'No, you may not have a clean towel! Fifty other people have used that one, and you're the first to complain.' mockup

'No, you may not have a clean towel! Fifty other people have used that one, and you're the first to complain.'

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"Will you please clean your scythe?" mockup

"Will you please clean your scythe?"

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...I stand corrected. You don't have cavities, you have termites.

...I stand corrected. You don't have cavities, you have termites. mockup

...I stand corrected. You don't have cavities, you have termites.

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Buck Newton

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"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!" mockup

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

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"Water hot enough for you?"

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MEN (room): 'According to my mom, it says, 'WEIRDO'.'

MEN (room): 'According to my mom, it says, 'WEIRDO'.' mockup

MEN (room): 'According to my mom, it says, 'WEIRDO'.'

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Man claims his innocence of messy toilets to diners

Man claims his innocence of messy toilets to diners mockup

Man claims his innocence of messy toilets to diners

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Public Bathroom Critic Gifts Collection

Public Bathroom Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs with humorous bathroom critique themes—perfect for those who love a good laugh over their morning coffee.

Public Bathroom Critic Pillows

Find the perfect humorous pillow featuring bathroom critique designs—fun and cozy for any bathroom or living space.

Public Bathroom Critic Prints

Discover our humorous prints celebrating bathroom critiques—adding personality and a laugh to any room.

Public Bathroom Critic T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for bathroom critics—fun, creative, and guaranteed to start conversations.