Public Hygiene Critic Gifts

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The Cougher

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

You have the worst spring breath.

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

Health Foods

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

The Visitor

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

Deodorant Hole. Cowboys discover a well-needed deodorant hole in the desert.

'Now that's more like it.'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

God and Adam implement social distancing

'Remarkably the only fatalities from this crash were the two passengers who failed to return their trays to the upright positions.'

'Looks like the council might have over-engineered the safety surface.'

Health and Safety Accident

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise in a car at a gym.

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'Do you ever feel we're having too many inoculations forced on us?'

Nurse standing over difficult patient with syringe with 'tres difficile'.

"Ask your doctor if taking a pill to solve all your problems is right for you."