Hygiene Critic Gifts

Looking for a playful way to appreciate someone who's unafraid to call out cleanliness issues? Gifts for hygiene critics add a humorous and honest touch to everyday life, perfect for those with a sharp eye and a witty sense of humor. Whether they love to critique or simply enjoy a good laugh about hygiene habits, find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak their language. These gifts are ideal for friends, family, or colleagues who take cleanliness seriously but don’t mind poking fun at themselves or others.

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...I stand corrected. You don't have cavities, you have termites.

...I stand corrected. You don't have cavities, you have termites. mockup

...I stand corrected. You don't have cavities, you have termites.

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'No, you may not have a clean towel! Fifty other people have used that one, and you're the first to complain.'

'No, you may not have a clean towel! Fifty other people have used that one, and you're the first to complain.' mockup

'No, you may not have a clean towel! Fifty other people have used that one, and you're the first to complain.'

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'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.' mockup

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

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"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!" mockup

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?' mockup

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

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The Cougher

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Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

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Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning. mockup

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

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"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?" mockup

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

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"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?" mockup

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

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"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new." mockup

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

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You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers. mockup

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

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Wash your hands

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'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,... mockup

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

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"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do." mockup

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

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'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?' mockup

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

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A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood. mockup

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

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'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!' mockup

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old' mockup

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

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'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile' mockup

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

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Team medic spraying deodorant

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"Go back! The place is full of mold!" mockup

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

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'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?' mockup

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.' mockup

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

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'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.' mockup

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

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A day in the life of a dish sink

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.' mockup

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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'Are you sure you washed this salad?' mockup

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

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Hygiene Critic Gifts Collection

Hygiene Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that humorously celebrate hygiene critics. Perfect for gifting or treating yourself to a daily dose of wit.

Hygiene Critic Pillows

Check out our pillows designed for hygiene critics who love to express their playful side in home decor.

Hygiene Critic Prints

Browse prints that capture the humor and honesty of hygiene critics, adding personality to any space.

Hygiene Critic T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt that showcases the bold humor of a hygiene critic. Ideal for casual wear and making a statement.