Hygiene Skeptic Gifts

Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Safety Barriers

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."