Hygiene Enthusiast Gifts

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"Be honest with me. Do I have bad breath?"

'I've changed my mind about becoming a doctor. . . you have to wash your hands too often!'

MRSA Risk.

'Have you washed your hands?'

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

"Anybody here know where the washrooms are?"

'It's not wallpaper Maury. it's MOLD!'

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Did You Wash Your Hands?"

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Germ Away.

Wash Hands After Every Business Deal

"I hope he washed his hands."

"Forgot to brush my teeth."

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Sign over washroom sink: All Employees: Wash your hands, wipe that stupid grin off your face.

"Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea."

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

Old Man Cutting Toenails.

Wash hands after using towel

"I suppose a fist bump would be more sanitary."

"No problem, I just took a leak and didn't get around to washing my hands either."

Swine flu hygiene.

Swine Flu...

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

New school supplies.

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Acme Deodorant.

'It's great to see you but you know you're supposed to squeeze from the bottom.'

Please wash your hands!

"You look like a man who might be interested in out range of personal toiletries!"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...