Hygiene Enthusiasts Gifts

Employees must wash hands.

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Let's all practice bug control.'

'I've got concerns about the cleanliness of your kitchen!'

Dracula cleaning the neck before biting his victim.

"Nobody touch me!...Nobody under any circumstances....A true hypochondriac does not play favourites."

'Sorry, I overwashed.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

That was the last time Cora would forget to dry her hair after a shower

"Now will you use a deodorant ?"

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Waller?'

'Starting tomorrow, out new Health and Safety policy dictates that we must provide individually sealed brandy rations...'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Hygiene in public toilets

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

Criminal Germs

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."