Hygiene Aficionado Gifts

Too much information: 'I havent changed my underpants for three days.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Flu vaccine.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Wash your hands

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Criminal Germs

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"