Personal Hygiene Enthusiast Gifts

'Why don't you forget about trying to invent the wheel and invent some deodorant?'

'You want me take ANOTHER shower? I took one of those last week!'

Dentists patient with bad breath

'Cleaning up and shaving to go to a job interview is not an old wives' tale!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Criminal Germs

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

A day in the life of a dish sink

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Grassy breath?

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'