Office Hygiene Enthusiast Gifts

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Lemonade Inc.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dogs shaving

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Hand sanitizer

401K

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Wash your hands

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar