Hospital Hygiene Enthusiast Gifts

"No, setting up a sterile field doesn't mean I'm giving you a vasectomy."

'I think you'll find we keep the hospital bugs under control here at St. Marks.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria