Hospital Hygiene Critic Gifts

Searching for an unconventional gift for the hospital hygiene critic in your life? Our collection features playful and clever products that turn their passion into fun accessories. From mugs to apparel, find items that celebrate their commitment to cleanliness with humor and style.

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'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile' mockup

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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Who gets the anti-corona vaccine? mockup

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

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Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

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"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company." mockup

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

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'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !' mockup

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

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"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms." mockup

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

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'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.' mockup

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

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"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right." mockup

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

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"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account." mockup

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

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'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.' mockup

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

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BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending mockup

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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The World Pharmaceutical Corporation mockup

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

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Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell. mockup

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

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'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.' mockup

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

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NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil. mockup

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

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"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!"

"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!" mockup

"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!"

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