"You could buy a new keyboard, but it would be cheaper to just stop eating when using the computer."
Desk Hygiene Hero Gifts
Looking for a gift for your desk hygiene hero? Whether they’re the organized guru or the germ-fighting champion, our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that applaud their dedication. Perfect for workspace warriors who take cleaning seriously but love a good laugh, these gifts will add some personality to their clutter-free zone. Show appreciation for their hygiene heroics with something that’s both practical and fun.
Storm in the out tray
ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)
Bathing the dog
"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."
"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."
Whack-a-molecule
"I could get used to working remotely."
"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."
"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"
“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”
Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.
Covid and Restarting School
Hand sanitizer
Moses unblocking the toilet.
The new global mantra flag for the future
"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."
Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer
"You've all been like a company to me."
Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'
'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...
"No Hand Sanitiser"
Working from home
"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"
'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'
Homepage, sweet homepage.
'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'
"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."
"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"
TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'
"You always said nothing would ever come between us."
"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."
Digito Ergo Sum.
Desk Hygiene Hero Gifts Collection
Desk Hygiene Hero Mugs
Discover our range of mugs perfect for desk hygiene heroes—funny, functional, and ideal for their daily cleaning routine.
Desk Hygiene Hero Pillows
Explore our pillows designed for desk hygiene fans—quirky, cozy, and a fun way to support their effort in maintaining a tidy space.
Desk Hygiene Hero Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate desk hygiene heroes with humor and style—perfect for sprucing up any workspace or home.
Desk Hygiene Hero T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for your desk hygiene hero—witty, comfortable, and a great way to showcase their workspace dedication.