Looking for a gift for your hyper-hygiene hero? Our collection blends humor and creativity to honor their passion for cleanliness. From fun mugs to witty t-shirts, find the perfect keepsake to showcase their hygiene obsession in a lighthearted way that will make them smile.
I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'
Bathing the dog
"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."
'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'
"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."
Whack-a-molecule
"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"
Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.
"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
Hand sanitizer
The new global mantra flag for the future
Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'
Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer
'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...
"No Hand Sanitiser"
Wash your hands
You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.
"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"
'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...
Soap Versus Coronavirus
Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'
Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.
"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."
Hand Sanitiser on the Bar
"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"
"You always said nothing would ever come between us."
"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."
'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'
'He can dish it out but can he take it?'
'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'
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