Hygiene Hero Gifts

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

Germaphobes Anonymous.

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

Excalibur and Hand Sanitizer

Soap and water against Covid

I'm here about the inspecting

"I think Tarquin has nits, dear."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

John Snow

'Don't come in if your feet are dirty.'

Swine flu hygiene.

Captain Flouride.

"You're touching your face again! You don't see me touching my face!"

Brush your teeth!

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

Electric toothbrushes prove that tooth is stronger than friction.

COVID Workout

"I sing it a third time as a booster wash."

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Of course I'm a skilled professional nurse. Didn't you see me wash my hands and turn off the water with my elbows?...'

To encourage the kids to floss regularly, the Stricklings taped a photo of crazy Uncle Glenn to the bathroom mirror.

Hygiene against coronavirus

Due to his pioneering work with mouthwash, no one dared tell Dr. Flint about his own breath.

'It's not a layer mask. I sneezed during lunch.'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Laurel, would it be okay if I brought up a topic of conversation? Anything. I noticed some green stuff in your bathroom – I think it's mold. It happens. It's been weeks since you washed your dishes, and months for sheets and towels. And? There's a huge rodent on your head. It can eat the mold.

Your showers are way too long, Twig. You should try taking a shower. Unlike you, I refrain from wasting our precious supply of clean water. Oh? Sniff. Clean air is important too, you know.

"I can't believe it, I'm finally an influencer!"