Hygiene Hero Mugs

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

'Don't come in if your feet are dirty.'

"I think Tarquin has nits, dear."

I'm here about the inspecting

Swine flu hygiene.

Soap and water against Covid

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

John Snow

COVID Workout

Due to his pioneering work with mouthwash, no one dared tell Dr. Flint about his own breath.

Captain Flouride.

Brush your teeth!

Electric toothbrushes prove that tooth is stronger than friction.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea.'

'Of course I'm a skilled professional nurse. Didn't you see me wash my hands and turn off the water with my elbows?...'

"You're touching your face again! You don't see me touching my face!"

The new global mantra flag for the future

Hygiene against coronavirus

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"I sing it a third time as a booster wash."

"Are your hands clean?"

"I don't lift weights. I got this way because I wipe down the equipment really, really hard."

Whack-a-molecule

Mom, I just peed...

A mum tries to keep her child's hands clean

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"No peeing in pool"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"We're grease-fighting suds!"