Office Hygiene Enthusiast T-Shirts

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Lemonade Inc.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Hand sanitizer

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Wash your hands

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar