Personal Hygiene Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Why don't you forget about trying to invent the wheel and invent some deodorant?'

Dentists patient with bad breath

'Cleaning up and shaving to go to a job interview is not an old wives' tale!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Criminal Germs

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'