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TV. It says this is "sweeps" week. It seems more like a vacuum.

Cleaner wringing out money from her mop.

'Burl always has to walk around the house when he brushes his teeth. . . he can't sit still for a minute.'

"The vacuum has too much suction."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Spring Cleaning

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Cinderella mopping up

Criminal Germs

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'