Tech Hygiene Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Apparently, your disgusting filthy phone gave your laptop a virus!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Criminal Germs

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"I'd like to make a return."

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."