Digital Hygiene Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

'Have you washed your hands?'