Hygiene Aficionado Prints

Too much information: 'I havent changed my underpants for three days.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Flu vaccine.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Criminal Germs

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria