Health And Hygiene Enthusiast Prints

Criminal Germs

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Wash your hands

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Do you Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure John takes his cholesterol lowering medication every day?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Spring Cleaning

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

A day in the life of a dish sink

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"